This is David Nowak and it's his birthday today.1. He owns a farm, Dingleberry Farms at Boner Hill
2. He was in a boy band called Sizzle
3. He is good friends with Clarence Thomas AND Anita Hill
4. He is the co-writer of the companion piece to the Vagina Monologues , The Analogues
5. Worked briefly as a production assistant on Baywatch: Hawaii
6. Has a hammer toe
7. He was my lawyer when I divorced my parents
8. He drives a yellow Camaro
9. He is allergic to rabbit dander
10. He is an avid Hermit Crab collector.
2 comments:
This is by far the greatest honor I have received! They say you never really know someone until you've harvested their dingle berries. If that's true, than I know pretty much everything there is to know about Matt. Cheers.
i just peed my pants
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